Water-sprinkling festival... self-defeating

Water-sprinkling festival

Water-sprinkling festival, everybody splashed each other, and suddenly a blessing person scold a way: mom, who spilled me? Others urged, pour you a blessing you.

The curse word: come this, who take boiled water spilled I come?

Etc. Car

Work this morning to run for the bus, the station of, the car was when launched. So I edge after shouted: "teacher, teacher, and so on and so on me, I ah!..."

Then a passengers from the Windows to explore successful in career blunt I said 1: "the wu is empty, you don't chase"

needling

A man to go to hospital for health check, the nurse took the needle it for him, a man look at the blood the shiny needles cannot help but ask: "can pain? I'm afraid pain!" The nurse said: "don't worry, I made more than 20 year of nurse......" A man said: "too good, I rest assured!" And then the nurse a needle only hear a man, kill pig a bellow, the nurse just slowly connect a way: "have no a pain."

self-defeating

The bar, George was alone in drinking beer. Suddenly, he feel to go to the bathroom, he was afraid to leave someone stole his beer, then drink on the table wrote a note: "I spit saliva in the cup." He returned, he found on paper and add 1: "I also vomitted an one mouthful." ......

Sound too big

The various ge is bright is a proficient in eight technique the special people, including a special skill is launched. Said this one day ZhuGeLiangZheng and liu bei in account book's, zhuge liang suddenly want to break wind, again afraid be liu2 bei4 heard, sorry. He thought quickly, way: "Lord Mr., in order to adjust atmosphere, I learn woodpecker that you listen to?" Liu2 bei4 nodded. The various ge is bright imitate woodpecker called two sound, which is to put the fart. And then asked, "how do I learn? Lord Mr. Like don't like?" LiuBeiDao: "you to learn once, just now you fart sounds too big, I didn't see."

I see a penny in the street, and just wanted to bend over to pick up, so it's mouth phlegm, who spit is so round?

A military act, a tree shells from far away. Sent to view the soldiers found that landed in or in the farmland, tanaka stood a farmer, broken faces with dark eyes, ragged tearful said: stealing from tree, FanDeZhao work with cabbage?

One night, a naked male call a taxi, the driver couldn't stop looking at see him, naked male great anger, roar a way: you his mama have never seen a naked male! The driver is great anger: I see you his mama from where money!!!!!

An old car, when he lost the newly bought a car when he was downstairs in three lock and a paper clip: let your ya steal! The next day, and many car didn't throw two lock and a piece of paper, and read: let your ya ride!