A village head drink many wrong home into pigsty, lying in the sow side said: wife: pour me a glass of water, the sow hum hum, village head, saying, it is not, and not what jiao bai. With a touch said: buy fur la, or double platoon to buckle?
The old couple to take pictures, photographer asked: "do you want to work for, or the metering, light?" The big ye shy of say: "I is not matter, can give you an aunt?" the message trousers cha
One day, a barber put a gourd sell the beat of the police station, to the police asked the barber: why did you beat the gourd sell? The barber said: I was in the house a perm, he shouted, "hot paste outside!"
Some male into lavatory constipation, suddenly saw another man ran 2, suddenly the rains, "man, I really envy you ah, so fast." "Admire what ah, not enough time to take off pants!"
The foreigner, meet one old lady swim laiwu tease cats, came and asked: what are you doing? The old lady answer: the ancient dao, cat!!!!! Foreigners frightened, even the old man will be a foreign language! Give the chocolate, the old lady thought is to GuaGan, say: an laiwu have!!!!! Foreigners faint!
The butterfly for bees say: you really enough stingy with full of sweet words, but a grudge to me, the honey bee said: hum! Also said about me, your head against the so long two root antenna zha don't give I send text messages?
A young woman, don't be careful garbage slipped in the rubbish dump, was about to climb up, be a JianPoLan old man fell in her arms, old man regrets say: city man is not live and so good daughter-in-law said don't don't.......
A people's congress toes suddenly green, diagnosed cancer, so happy days, two patients, toes became green, after resection, and, after three days, the sole of the foot even total variation, only better green large hospital, finally experts consultation for diagnosis: socks fade in color.
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