Anyway, it is fate together

{} ShiKeLang and mosquitoes to fall in love with, ShiKeLang: "you what career?" Mosquito: "nurse, a shot, and you?" ShiKeLang say with smile: "predestination goodness, counterparts, the an is Chinese traditional medicine knead pill of."

A village head drink many wrong home into pigsty, lying in the sow side said: wife: pour me a glass of water, the sow hum hum, village head, saying, it is not, and not what jiao bai. With a touch said: buy fur la, or double platoon to buckle?

The old couple to take pictures, photographer asked: "do you want to work for, or the metering, light?" The big ye shy of say: "I is not matter, can give you an aunt?" the message trousers cha

One day, a barber put a gourd sell the beat of the police station, to the police asked the barber: why did you beat the gourd sell? The barber said: I was in the house a perm, he shouted, "hot paste outside!"

Some male into lavatory constipation, suddenly saw another man ran 2, suddenly the rains, "man, I really envy you ah, so fast." "Admire what ah, not enough time to take off pants!"

The foreigner, meet one old lady swim laiwu tease cats, came and asked: what are you doing? The old lady answer: the ancient dao, cat!!!!! Foreigners frightened, even the old man will be a foreign language! Give the chocolate, the old lady thought is to GuaGan, say: an laiwu have!!!!! Foreigners faint!

The butterfly for bees say: you really enough stingy with full of sweet words, but a grudge to me, the honey bee said: hum! Also said about me, your head against the so long two root antenna zha don't give I send text messages?

A young woman, don't be careful garbage slipped in the rubbish dump, was about to climb up, be a JianPoLan old man fell in her arms, old man regrets say: city man is not live and so good daughter-in-law said don't don't.......

A people's congress toes suddenly green, diagnosed cancer, so happy days, two patients, toes became green, after resection, and, after three days, the sole of the foot even total variation, only better green large hospital, finally experts consultation for diagnosis: socks fade in color.

Water-sprinkling festival... self-defeating

Water-sprinkling festival

Water-sprinkling festival, everybody splashed each other, and suddenly a blessing person scold a way: mom, who spilled me? Others urged, pour you a blessing you.

The curse word: come this, who take boiled water spilled I come?

Etc. Car

Work this morning to run for the bus, the station of, the car was when launched. So I edge after shouted: "teacher, teacher, and so on and so on me, I ah!..."

Then a passengers from the Windows to explore successful in career blunt I said 1: "the wu is empty, you don't chase"

needling

A man to go to hospital for health check, the nurse took the needle it for him, a man look at the blood the shiny needles cannot help but ask: "can pain? I'm afraid pain!" The nurse said: "don't worry, I made more than 20 year of nurse......" A man said: "too good, I rest assured!" And then the nurse a needle only hear a man, kill pig a bellow, the nurse just slowly connect a way: "have no a pain."

self-defeating

The bar, George was alone in drinking beer. Suddenly, he feel to go to the bathroom, he was afraid to leave someone stole his beer, then drink on the table wrote a note: "I spit saliva in the cup." He returned, he found on paper and add 1: "I also vomitted an one mouthful." ......

Sound too big

The various ge is bright is a proficient in eight technique the special people, including a special skill is launched. Said this one day ZhuGeLiangZheng and liu bei in account book's, zhuge liang suddenly want to break wind, again afraid be liu2 bei4 heard, sorry. He thought quickly, way: "Lord Mr., in order to adjust atmosphere, I learn woodpecker that you listen to?" Liu2 bei4 nodded. The various ge is bright imitate woodpecker called two sound, which is to put the fart. And then asked, "how do I learn? Lord Mr. Like don't like?" LiuBeiDao: "you to learn once, just now you fart sounds too big, I didn't see."

I see a penny in the street, and just wanted to bend over to pick up, so it's mouth phlegm, who spit is so round?

A military act, a tree shells from far away. Sent to view the soldiers found that landed in or in the farmland, tanaka stood a farmer, broken faces with dark eyes, ragged tearful said: stealing from tree, FanDeZhao work with cabbage?

One night, a naked male call a taxi, the driver couldn't stop looking at see him, naked male great anger, roar a way: you his mama have never seen a naked male! The driver is great anger: I see you his mama from where money!!!!!

An old car, when he lost the newly bought a car when he was downstairs in three lock and a paper clip: let your ya steal! The next day, and many car didn't throw two lock and a piece of paper, and read: let your ya ride!

gardenia

The world, every one, mass.

Flowers and flower, leaf gap exists between the wind blow gently, swaying and the blue of the sky, and thought about the deep earth; every one to whisper

Have a warm between people, the emotions in fine water often flow, washing the clear mind gobi desert, gently against human feelings, germinating buckle

SuBai fragrant gardenias, qing cui rich green leaves hold chairs. In the early morning HanMeng wake up, pure and fresh and clever water jump in between leaves underside. Drop in the moment of soil, greedily sucking the gardenia the smell of flowers, an indifferent to the memory of the heart and clear in a dreamy gently called. Jiangnan corner of the ancient town, continuous drizzle, filar silk sash sash, tilting ground sprinkles in between heaven and earth, with a strong jiangnan fine wan breath. The aroma of simple but elegant gardenia indifferent to the by storm. Such as bathing beauties on the body joss-stick, expensive and not charming.

I have knowledge of the flower, gardenia is the most temperamental. It is dignified and not inflexible, beautiful but unflashy, gentle and not charm, a born beauty but not explicit bold and unrestrained. Gardenia petals numerous promote but in a rank, the petals of the lines and grains show us because like pole a not the graceful girl, green yu to drip leaves woman.she the branches to blunt, no yisiyihao's meticulous with artificial.

Enjoy flower, love flowers, pity flowers. But the quietly elegant of gardenia calm temperament but couldn't help like, and with "flower KanShe straight must fold, don't stay no flower empty words encourage the branch" fold, fold down with blue one couldn't help but leaves flowers. Keep in the water, the flower is can not live without water, drops of dew in healthy petals on, in the heart of a depressive breath out but turns to open. Again with gardenias down to the bedside, in dream and flowers total sleep, refreshed, endless joy in the heart. The night the dream of low wind, rain with fragrance into the night. Early in the morning, but lose all dream spent yesterday brilliance. The long petals, dry and weakness, already into the pages of history. Heart grievous unceasingly, holding flowers, like a holding over the death of a child. Left also not be, and also not be, a little want to cry.

A few days on the full gardenia petals, floating it reminds me of one word: bodies accumulation.

A season in the past, the wind also changed direction.

The pure white gardenia, and with the wind and winding down, so easily.

Then QiChu moving and beautiful things, not the change of the four seasons against.

Because of I love you

Because like you, so concerned about you.

Because like you, so worried about you.

Because like you, so I thought of you.

Because like you, so want to see you.

Because like you so you trust you.

Because like you, so I love you.

Because like you, so you're happy I also happy.

Because like you, so you sorrow I also sad.

Because like you so you think you can't sleep.

Because like you, so heart already fly to you side.

Because like you so you will always find more time with you.

Because like you, so pray every day you peace.

Because like you, so often harass you send text messages.

Because like you, so I hope moment with you.

Because like you, so I will satisfy your wish.

Because like you, so I hope his heart.

Because like you so you always think you to my good.

Because like you so you see you will filled with joy

Because like you so you received your message to heart beats, while you were away, diligently taste.

Because like you so you hear you care about will be touched, greeting happiness poured in the heart.

Because like you, so you send me the gift, and I will be a good collection.

Because like you, so has you to accompany, feel as if the sunlight shining.

Because like you so you hope your every day there are new harvest.

Because like you, so I hope you happiness!

Like is like, without any reason.

Last night, SuiXiang

1. On high school a female classmate called the aunt, caught everyone's a good laugh. At that time we all thought he was very small. Now children see that uncle, I should not be too big! In fact I still habits they call me brother's.

So I see us a lot, the age to get married

2. The Chinese New Year when at home dad had too much to drink. He used to drink many, his family has hate. He let me give him pour tea, I ignored him, and then he also didn't talk, don't utter a word of watching TV. Then listen to my mother said my dad is very sad, and he keeps so big even a glass of water also not to himself, but also afraid I later with eldest brother is same, can be in the brother-in-law's drunk and beat him. In fact I won't, I just hate him drunk way down the line of more like. For dad I had a hate iron not steel of the way, although it's a bit against the mean.

People always have great hopes for you, but you give them more disappointed

3. My first girlfriend let me understand a lot of a lot of truth, also let me see the reality, still let me become more mature. The man has to have a responsibility, to have the ability to take on more pressure, is to love yourself woman, even in his own women don't love their, more important is to be rich. Not everything is crap

Well, I really admit that money would make you get more. Money can't bring me happiness, but money can bring happy than better things

4. Level 4 exam is over, doesn't matter, the next time. In fact I would like to say is I follow the public's footsteps, but by the mass dumped. Because I feel that someone is not afraid of company. Such psychological as my first three high, but everyone test as so many, there will always be on the study. The result is old paper a person without school, even if it is only 2 to all right!

Others than others, be careful blind into a copy

5. We always see some movie or TV, there was a lot of beautiful pictures. Why will have that exist? Just because the real life without, and then it is the ideal state of people, so will be there.

But we all imagine naive, so well

6. My elder sister finally found work at work. She used to have jobs, is too hard, and then has been idle. Well, she's not with us a. Our relationship will more and more light, and even fight and then their respective life don't speak. It's not that I don't believe that our feelings, and I do not believe that life is, nothing can stand the test of time. There's always going to be my parents is not good, they small when parents give their love will not little, but such things often happened or.

About family I don't know how to say this, can we live is day by day. Until someone leave, life is always give us light life added some trouble, let us unprepared.

7. I thought for a long time about their future things, only to find that my most suitable for do is go home to sleep, then have a meal before they go to sleep. Even talk are not very good expression about all this, because they just can't stop myself, I can know my own shortcomings, still can make corresponding countermeasures but never how to follow through. Everything is just think about it so I can do, only dream.

Don't really let himself into can only dream of people and a lot of people want to feed

8. Today when the class suddenly want to understand why so many people in the graduation of time not to find the work of the following careers. This simply because when they go to school with me now, did not learn as much of professional knowledge, can only be. Only a few people in the school study, then it is easy to find the professional work. The corresponding

To think is to their knowledge with, that have a place you can learn to learn, learning, and then people will want to you

9. We've been feeling the existence is a joke, or we are virtual character, just too advanced science and technology that we can't see out. Maybe we as the characters in the novel, as well as those who have to live in the upper fantasy, but it seems like we need to live on. I see people's cradle, off of their loved ones, are in their posterity. Everything is so true.

No matter where we live in, to still need to continue to. No way to stop, all we can do is to improve it

10. I admit that I always want to home, want to go back. Actually I just worry about their parents, I'm not rely on them or something, just want to let parents can have a good point, don't always angry. If I could have been during Chinese New Year with us the same way, the family of the open happy heart. Although I have no what skill, even with his girlfriend also is teasing them, but I think I should be able to not let parents worry about me right, at least is like this.

Priceless smile

A little girl and the usual went out to play, but came back hand but took a bag, the girl's parents asked what's in the bags, the little girl naive said is one hundred thousand yuan, the girl's parents don't believe, will bring over bag open on see, it was one hundred thousand yuan! Serious inventory, the girl's parents after looked puzzled and asked the little girl where come of so much money, the little girl smiled and said: "is an uncle for me." Parents continue to cross-examine why give her so much money, the little girl said: "I what special also didn't do, uncle gave me the money." Then like nothing as to the hair, revealing a bright smile, and then put serious play.

This thing like blasted pot, just as two days later, the whole village outside the village and people know, people all say the little girl's luck, and even some said the little girl and to send the money that people have a relationship. After a few days, then came home a steady stream of journalists, back and forth, threshold have been trample rotten, but surprisingly, the reporter's question is very much the same, and the little girl answer answer incredibly never change-- "I what special also didn't do." But the girl is regarded as a CiQue said affectation, then cause is the society's comment and widely some journalists and even began to look for the generous uncle.

Soon after, the "uncle" mystery has been revealed, he is is a provincial enterprise, was responsible for a large scale enterprise, every year to the annual income of the few, can be as high as it was the rich life made his life has changed a lot and had that are not rich but very happy at harbour, accepted a sudden storm: because he often don't go home and in the company to work overtime, that his wife had affairs, family began to break down, the only custody of the child also fall in a wife body. Lost hope and the source of his alone came to provincial in other cities, want to end his life-because there are too many sad his-he is on the way to a building, met the little girl, and the girl and his eyes looked when girls vote went to a sweet smile, the smile is the despair of entrepreneurs have renewed hope, in order to thank the swiftness of children, in order to thank girl saved his life, and given to the girl one hundred thousand yuan.

Life, a smile, a look, even a brief greeting could bring hope to others, so in our daily lives, we want to give people often encourage and help.